Posted 1 week ago

10 bites in 2 days, I think that may be a new record for me, now my legs are all horrible and itchy and blotchy but I need to wear my shorts ‘cause it’s fucking hot and just bleh :( the weather is fab I just wish it was about 10 degrees cooler

Posted 2 weeks ago

guess who’s booked to see the crucible with richard armitage?

thats right its this girl

woop woop!

Posted 2 weeks ago

never mind they taste disgusting, never using that recipe again then

Posted 2 weeks ago

my cakes all sank :’(

oh well they might taste nice :)

Posted 3 weeks ago

just ordered 3 t-shirts, now it’s time to pray that they arrive before my holiday :/

Posted 3 weeks ago

diloolie:

knitmeapony:

ryl-e-coyote:

i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to keep restaurants in business, goes to writers of television shows and films and chastises them for the sexism, racism, and general lack of diversity in their scripts

"YOUR SCRIPT IS AS WHITE AS THE PAPER IT’S PRINTED ON, YOU DONKEY."

PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEE

Posted 3 weeks ago

queensalsaofquesodelle:

I CAN’T GET OVER HIS FACE WHEN HE REALIZES THAT HICCUP IS OKAY AND THAT HE FREAKED OUT OVER NOTHING

(Source: kenais)

Posted 3 weeks ago

hobbitunderthemountain:

GOOGLE TELLS YOU HOBBIT MEAL TIMES I’M SCREAMING

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C